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好耐好耐以前...
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喺一個好遠好遠嘅銀河系...
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- 你講緊乜嘢呀？
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- 呢個呢，就係...
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《星球大戰》開頭嗰段。
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- 但呢個係講聖誕節嘅節目嚟㗎喎。
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唔係講太空㗎。
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- 太空都有聖誕節㗎。
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- ♪ 落雪啦，落雪啦，落雪啦 ♪
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- 噢！
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- 嘩！
- 嘩！
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- 嘩，好凍呀。
- 係呀。
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- 點解佢哋唔將個倉庫擺喺茂宜島嗰啲地方呢？
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- 吓？因為我好鍾意冬天㗎！
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我好鍾意玩雪地電單車同打雪仗。
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同埋，噢，仲有熱蘋果酒！
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- 係呀，因為你係嚟自洛磯山脈嗰啲地方㗎嘛。
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嗰度冇乜空氣㗎。你個腦——唔正常。
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- 吓？呢句說話出自一個聽到「大提頓」就會咯咯笑嘅人？
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- 你知唔知呢個字喺法文係咩意思㗎？
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噢！
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- [笑]
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- [笑] 噢！
- [噴笑]
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噢！噢，佢跌咗落我背脊呀！
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噢，邊個——好，好好笑。
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而家邊個先係細路仔呀？
- 噢！
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- 呢度周圍有炸彈㗎，你知唔知㗎。
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你會整傷我嘅耳膜㗎。
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- 佢有個弧度㗎，根本唔係——
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- ♪ 季節嘅聲音，而家一齊響起 ♪
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- 好，呢個真係好正！
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- 叮噹，叮噹！
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- 喂喂喂喂喂。
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嗯！
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- 棉花糖！做得好！
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- 古物級嘅「瑞士小姐意外」。
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好味嘅暴風雪喺杯入面！
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- 喂，Claude，啲閃燈係做咩㗎？
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- 上帝保佑我哋每一個人。
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- 而喺呢個角落，體重高達200磅嘅，
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係Joshua Donovan，佢掛緊
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Ali喺叢林之戰對Foreman嗰陣戴過嘅拳套。
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- 喂，Josh。
- 喂。
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- 好，咁呢啲有咩用㗎？
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- 噢，佢哋會令你見到星星，但唔會打你。
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- Myka！呢個係原始嘅槲寄生嚟㗎。
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咳！佢都幾勁㗎。
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- [錫錫聲] 提頓。
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- 呢個一定要拆落嚟。
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- 我會搞掂佢。
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- 各位，呢次係第一次我真係有
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人喺我生命中陪我過節。
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諗住我哋圍住聖誕柴，食無花果布丁。
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- 噢。嘩。
- 好尷尬。
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- 做咩？點解呀？
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- Pete同我要返屋企過聖誕。
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- 唔好意思，Claude。
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- 噢，算啦，冇所謂啦。
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Joshua同我會同Artie聖誕老人一齊玩。
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- 你對我間辦公室做咗啲咩呀？
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- 我買咗份好特別嘅嘢俾你，
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我諗你一定會好鍾意。
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- [呻吟] 點解呀？
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- 呢個叫做禮物。
- [咕噥]
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- 你識得禮物係咩嚟㗎，係咪？
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我哋地球人會交換禮物
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作為愛同感激嘅表示。
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- 唔，唔。多謝但係唔使客氣。
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- Artie，係一份禮物嚟㗎。收咗佢啦。
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- 係啦，嚟啦，Artie。呵呵呵。
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- 好，睇嚟，可唔可以停晒呢啲歡樂氣氛？
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嚟啦，呢度有啲係危險嘅古物——古——
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[呻吟]
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呢度唔係Woolworth嘅節日櫃檯嚟㗎！
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- 噢，我——
[呻吟]
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- 啊！你明唔明我講咩呀？
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[砰]
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- 哎。
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[兩個都笑]
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- 拆晒佢落嚟！
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♪
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♪ 聖誕媽媽話聖誕老人
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♪ 點解你咁唔開心？ ♪
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♪ 聖誕節就嚟到
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♪ 但你成日喺度嘟長個嘴 ♪
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- 噢，爸爸，我差啲唔記得話俾你知！
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今日喺學校，我哋玩咗秘密聖誕老人，
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有個男仔叫Matthew，佢送咗個手機殼俾我。
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佢從來都冇同我打過招呼，
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但佢知道我嘅最愛顏色，
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所以我可能要重新考慮吓佢。
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- 聽落好正喎。
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- [嘆氣] 爸爸，你又喺度做緊嘢。
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- 噢，嗯，係呀。唔好意思，寶貝。
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- 咁樣好冇禮貌㗎，你知唔知㗎。
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- 我而家完全係你㗎啦，好唔好？
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- 媽咪講得啱，女人講嘢嘅時候你係唔會聽㗎。
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- 噢，嘩。你幾時變成女人㗎？
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- 我差唔多到十年大關啦。
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呢啲係好多人生經驗嚟㗎，你知唔知㗎。
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- 嗯哼，係。我諗你講得啱。
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我要追得上你先得。
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- 喂，點解你冇嚟裝飾聖誕樹㗎？
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媽咪話你應承咗㗎。
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- 有時媽咪會作嘢出嚟
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因為佢嬲我，但係，我意思係，
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佢知我今個星期冇可能嚟到㗎。
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我要應付晒呢啲死線
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喺新商場嗰度，寶貝。
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我——我——我好對唔住，小朋友。對唔住。
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- 冇所謂啦。
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- 你而家同呢個男仔Matthew講
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你爸爸有把獵槍㗎，好唔好？
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同埋我好快就會想見吓佢。
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- 噢，爸爸，你唔好亂嚟呀！
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- 睇到未？我成個過程都有聽㗎。
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我愛你，甜心。
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- 我都愛你，爸爸。
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- 啵！
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[悶響]
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[砰]
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- 有人喺度？
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[砰]
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[嘭]
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[腳步聲]
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[玻璃碎裂聲]
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- 喂！
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做——做——做——做咩嘢呀？
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你做——你做——
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啊！
[槍聲]
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噢，天——
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唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好！
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[玻璃碎裂聲]
唔好！求吓你，停手！
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[狗吠聲]
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唔好，唔好，唔好！
[瓷器碎裂聲]
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- 呵呵呵！
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[刮擦聲]
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- 噢，但Colorado Springs有個好好嘅燈光騷。
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- 啊，North Canton有職業美式足球名人堂，
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同埋Hoover吸塵機。
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- 呢個根本唔係——
- 取消你哋嘅航班。
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所有行程取消。
- 吓？
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Artie，你係咪玩嘢呀？
- Artie，而家係聖誕節嚟㗎。
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- 我哋有個案件。
- [嘆氣]
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- 你肯定係我哋嗰啲嚟㗎？
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- 等我哋睇吓。入屋爆竊。
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受害者報告——唔情願咁——
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個入侵者，我引述，
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「喺一團光雲中飛咗成個房間，
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然後喺煙囪度消失咗。」
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而呢個係警方素描。
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- 唔係掛。
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- 你一定係講笑。
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[狗吠聲伴隨《鈴兒響叮噹》]
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[雪橇鈴演奏《普世歡騰》]
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[《倉庫13》主題曲]
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♪
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[輕快音樂播放中]
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- 可憐嘅Artie。
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成日咁暴躁一定好攰
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連假期都冇得唞。
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- 你覺得佢細個嗰陣係咪已經係咁㗎？
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- 嘩。我從來冇諗過Artie係細路仔嘅樣。
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好恐怖。
- 係呀，真係。
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- 等等，我係咪從來冇俾你睇過呢個？
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- 天啊。你睇吓。
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佢甚至睇落好開心。
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你覺得佢一出世就有呢對眼眉毛㗎？
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- 佢曾經同我講過，坐喺嗰部鋼琴前面
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係佢成個世界最鍾意嘅地方。
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- 等等，Artie識彈琴㗎？
- 係呀。
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- 噢，係啦係啦係啦。
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佢爸爸係專業音樂人定係點？
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- 喺Temple大學教作曲。
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送Artie去Juilliard讀書。
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但當佢去咗NSA做嘢之後，
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佢爸爸就再冇同佢講過嘢。
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- 咁我哋點樣先可以將嗰個笑容
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放返落個暴躁佬塊面度呢？
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- 「Gluckklavier？」「Gluckklavier。」
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- 黐乜嘢落乜嘢度呀？
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- 噢，係鋼琴嘅牌子嚟㗎。
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喺CERN學咗少少德文。
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不過從來未聽過Gluckklavier。
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- 兄弟，你係天才嚟㗎！我哋會搵到佢。
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- danke。 搵到乜嘢呀？
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- 呢部鋼琴呀！Artie最鍾意嘅地方！
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- 真係嗰部鋼琴？Claudia，點樣搵呀？
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- 我哋係做搵物件呢行㗎嘛。
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Artie喺費城大㗎，係咪？
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所以我哋由打電話俾調琴師開始。
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搵出邊個整過呢啲Glooky-Glockenshpieler。
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- 你打算點做呀？
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搜晒費城所有調琴師？
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- 會有幾多個啫？
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- 由215同610區號合計，
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486個。
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- 咁我哋分開打啦。嚟啦，各位！
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最壞情況，我哋會收到張超大電話費單。
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但係如果我哋成功，我哋就送俾Artie
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呢份禮物真係最正！
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- ♪ 呢個係加州聖誕 ♪
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♪ 一年最好嘅時候 ♪
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- 門口密碼鎖、感應器——
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全部都冇觸發到。
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- 你話佢係由煙囪走？
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- 我已經同LAPD講咗成個鐘
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佢哋睇我好似睇傻佬咁。
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有冇理由
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特勤局要再嚟一次？
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- 如果我哋覺得你癲，就唔會嚟啦，Newley先生。
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- 唉！咁窄好難爬上去㗎。
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我估聖誕老人，你知啦，成肚都係啫喱——
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- 唔係，佢冇爬上去。佢...
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佢係「嗖」一聲。
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仲閃閃發光。
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- 嗖一聲同閃閃發光。
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聽落似係有人用緊啲嘢。
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- 係。
- 絕對唔係。
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我可以驗毒，證明俾你睇。
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- 唔係唔係唔係。佢唔係呢個意思。
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- 信我啦，老友，你算好彩。
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嗖一聲同閃閃發光
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好過「滋滋」聲同「啪」一聲，
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或者更衰嘅，「滋滋滋」同「卡嚓」！
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- Pete。
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- 好啦，Newley先生，你有冇啲仇人？
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- 我又有錢又成功又瘦。
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通常呢啲嘢會激嬲人。
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- 唔係，我係話有動機嘅人。
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呢度話你準備拆
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一個新商場。
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有冇人要被迫遷？
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- 得啲舊舖頭
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冇人去㗎。
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有一個佬好唔忿氣，但係，你知啦，成日都有。
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- 聽落有動機。
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- 我哋去搵佢傾。
- 好。
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- 嗯。
- 而家？
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- 係。
- 好。
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- 噢！
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[放屁聲效]
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[笑聲]
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- 記住，等佢就坐嗰陣
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先放喺你阿叔屁股下面。
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一定好好笑。
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好啦，玩得開心啲。
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哦，正。呢個係咩？
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今次帶咗啲靚律師嚟呀，Newley？
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- 有人襲擊我屋企。
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Wilkie先生，特勤局。
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- 哦，我哋咁重要㗎？
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如果你搵到條友，俾個名我，好唔好？
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我送佢一隻我最正嘅橡膠雞。
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- 好搞笑。聖誕老人衫嘅其他部分呢？
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- 咩意思，笑我肥？
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- 兩晚前你喺邊？
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- 我喺度睇工。
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唔知你有冇聽過，我就快冇得撈。
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- 如果你或者其他人有咩投訴，
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請同我辦公室講。
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我俾嘅錢已經多過呢度嘅價值。
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- 呢度係我老竇起㗎！
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收返你啲錢！
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冇人想要另一個商場。
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- Wilkie先生，呢啲舖頭就快絕種。
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趁仲有得賺就賺啦。
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新年後，成個地盤就會拆。
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[關門聲]
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- Pete。
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- 呀差差差差！
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- Pete，唔好。
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- 咩？聖誕襪禮物。
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我細妹好鍾意呢啲嘢。
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- 呢個佬癲嘅。佢賣膠嘔吐物。
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- 我好鍾意嗰啲嘢。我應該買啲。
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- 但係新年後趕佢走？
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唔係好有節日氣氛喎。
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- 我有冇講我哋有俾錢佢？
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仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？
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我啲商場係俾人嚟慶祝聖誕㗎！
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我哋有聖誕老人村、大聖誕樹。
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你最後一次去家庭式小店係幾時？
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- 我係喺家庭式小店大㗎。
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- 好啦，咁你知道我啱啦。
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天啊，我以為我啲員工
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今日至少會忙半日。
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- Pete，呢個係咩？
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- 啱啱發生咗，係咪？
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- 佢追緊Newley。
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- [尖叫]
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- 呵呵呵呵呵！
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- 呀！呀！
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好，呢件事真係發生緊，係咪？
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你見到未？呢件事真係發生緊。
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- 係。
- 係。
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係！
- 係。
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- 噢！
- [喘氣]
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呀！
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- 我一直睇住你，Larry Noodle，
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我好失望！
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你冇做到佢哋應得嘅男人！
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呢啲唔係重要嘅嘢！
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[嘩啦聲]
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- 你真係激嬲咗佢。
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- 時間無多！
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搞好你嘅人生，否則我就攞走佢！
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- 再見，Larry Noodle！
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- 呢個就係「嗖」一聲。
- 同閃閃發光。
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- 仲有少少「卡嚓」。
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- 天啊。
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Larry Noodle？
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自從細個之後就冇人咁叫我。
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- Myka...Myka，係咪有可能
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我哋見到真嘅、現實中嘅——
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- 唔好！唔得！
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- 聖誕老人？
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- Artie，係咪有可能——
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- 係嘅，Virginia，真係有聖誕老人？
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- 佢由煙囪出入！
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佢化成仙塵喺房度飛。
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Artie，呢個係真聖誕老人，好冇？
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哦，順便講句，
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要乖啲，因為聖誕老人好惡。
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- 四世紀嘅土耳其
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真係有個聖尼古拉斯，
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佢出名會放銀幣喺人哋鞋度。
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- 真聖誕老人！正！我知㗎！
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認真，呢個解釋咗好多嘢。
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- 你而家喺個腦度
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諗緊聖誕禮物清單，係咪？
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- 可能啦。
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- 佢威脅Newley條命。
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- 呢個佬係有啲乞人憎。
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- Artie，有冇可能有人
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有件神器可以扮成聖誕老人？
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- 仲有其他聖誕傳說，
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涉及啲黑暗嘅小精靈。
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好似Krampus，同埋Black Peter。
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仲有更多。我會繼續查。
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- Artie，Claudia呢？
- 我嘅黑暗小精靈？
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係，我估佢又去
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搞另一個節日驚喜。
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- 忙到冇時間兌現對個女嘅承諾？
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- 而家唔係好時候，Lila。
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- 你話過會裝飾聖誕樹！
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- 我冇講過，好冇？
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同埋，我送咗
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啲好貴嘅古董裝飾過去。
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你有冇俾佢？
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00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,006
- 同佢老竇喺度係兩回事。
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- 我了解我個女，
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佢鍾意呢啲嘢。
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佢係個老成嘅靈魂。
- 佢愈嚟愈大！
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又過咗一年，Larry。
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00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,930
你仲要錯過幾多次？
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[電話嗶聲]
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[掛線聲]
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[電話嗶聲]
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- 我冇做過任何承諾。
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我忙到死。
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總之，唔好意思，
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我有兩個會要開。
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- 點解佢要講大話？
- 佢係我前妻。
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佢就係咁。
- 可能係佢搞鬼。
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- 我有個諗法。
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00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,473
Myks，你去訪問前妻。
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大Lar同我去陪個女，好唔好？
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你點睇？嚟啦。
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- 我——
- 取消你啲會。
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出發啦。好。出發啦。
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- 我——
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- 嚟啦，我聽聞費城呢個時候好靚。
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00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,789
- 結果，打咗486個鋼琴調音師，
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00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,750
發現三個人分好難，
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因為得一個人識讀Glucky...
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Globben-killer...
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- Gluckklavier。
- 係。
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總之，我哋差啲放棄成個計劃，
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00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,893
點知有個人話呢個Gluck嘢
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用嘅調音釘得德國一間公司造，
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所以我個半德國話嘅兄弟
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打電話去，佢哋縮窄範圍
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到費城幾個真係會買嘅調音師，
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然後我就嚟咗呢度。
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00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,427
- 我唔明一部舊鋼琴
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喺角落積塵有咩特別。
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00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,952
入面有寶藏？
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- 應該冇。
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00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,521
但更奇怪嘅事...
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睇吓。
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00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,045
哈！真係聖誕老嘢，Marley！
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00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,090
- 係Marla。
- 啱。唔好意思。
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00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,570
嘩，呢個係Artie嘅——
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係我老細嘅縮寫。
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00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,836
真係冇諗到就係呢個。
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你想賣幾多？求吓你話唔貴。
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00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,710
It's my boss' initials.
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00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,234
I can't believe this is really it.
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How much do you want for it? Please say not much.
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等我搵Weisfelt先生。佢係業主，唔係學校嘅。
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00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,763
難以置信。兄弟，我搵到啦。係呀。
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00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,678
Merion音樂學校。你快啲過嚟。
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00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:08,940
Weisfelt？
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00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:12,901
- 你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？
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00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,294
- Claude？你仲喺度嗎？
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00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,731
- 嗯？我——你聽到我講嘢嗎？
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00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,821
你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？
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00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:23,042
- [清喉嚨]
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00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,608
你係Artie嘅老竇。
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- 咩話？哦。我唔記得咗我戴住呢啲嘢。
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聽到班衰仔亂咁彈《月光奏鳴曲》——
413
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,836
難怪貝多芬會聾。
414
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,144
- 最好嘅聖誕禮物。
415
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,848
- 我——我鍾意食水果蛋糕。
416
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,458
- 俾你， daddy。
417
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,981
- 多謝，親愛嘅。
418
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,420
- 嘩，呢個睇落...
419
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:03,865
[牙齒裂開聲]
420
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,128
哎呀。
421
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,521
我意思係...
422
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,001
[英國口音] 呢個有幾好食呀，小姐？
423
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,048
[笑]
我好鍾意，佢係——
424
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,137
- 老友，又唔係我焗嘅。
425
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,227
- 哦，謝天謝地。
426
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,099
- [笑]
427
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,407
- [笑]
428
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:30,152
- 天啊。我屋企都有個一模一樣嘅裝飾。
429
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,111
聖誕節喺嗰邊都好大件事。
430
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,025
- Kallie鍾意舊式裝飾。
431
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,593
佢同佢老竇以前成日去跳蚤市場搵。
432
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,988
以前Larry唔使每個週末都做嘢。
433
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,643
- 你知唔知邊個可能威脅佢？
434
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:46,647
我唔知——可能係你新嘅男人
435
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,040
覺得咁做係幫緊你？
436
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,087
- 冇新人。
437
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,002
- 你有冇聽過有人
438
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,831
叫你前夫做「Larry Noodle」？
439
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:01,444
- [笑] 嘩。Larry Noodle？
440
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,186
我由佢十幾歲之後就冇聽過呢個名。
441
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,449
佢好憎呢個花名。
442
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,235
- 所以你哋識咗好耐。
443
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,932
- 中學。
- 嘩。
444
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:16,938
- 係呀。天啊，我哋乜都冇嗰陣好開心。
445
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,202
然後，佢越成功，
446
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,944
就越得呢樣嘢重要。
447
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,469
Larry Noodle。我好掛住佢。
448
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,385
佢以前好溫柔。
449
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,214
- 唔好！哦，唔好！算啦！
450
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,217
唔好，唔好，唔好！唔該借借。
451
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827
- Artie嘅老竇。
- 我睇得出。
452
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,307
- 你要跟我嚟！佢係你個仔！
453
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,917
- 我個仔！佢失蹤咗！
454
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,615
成幾年！邊個會咁做？
455
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,356
- 唉，呢啲嘢成日發生㗎。
456
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,227
- 你邊位？
- 佢要改個名！
457
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663
你知唔知佢咁做係為咗保護你？
458
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,838
- 係咩？保護我乜嘢？
459
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,318
哦，算啦，我唔想知！
460
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,233
- 佢會同你解釋。呢個就係你嘅開場白！
461
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,975
- 我嘅開場白？不如我打斷佢條頸，好唔好？
462
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,021
佢想我相信佢死咗，所以佢就係死咗！
463
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,807
- 未死，但就快！
464
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,027
佢就死㗎啦。
465
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,421
冇錯。Artie就快死。
466
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,033
我嚟係求你去見佢，同佢道別。
467
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:12,472
見你個仔。佢就快死。
468
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:16,258
- Claudia，你確定應該同佢講呢啲？
469
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,433
- Artie嘅老竇值得知道真相。
470
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,869
- 係，我同意。佢值得。
471
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,784
但Artie可能會嬲——
472
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,959
- 如果我話晒俾佢知？
473
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,353
- 你意思係仲有嘢？
- 哦，係呀。
474
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,878
Artie唔好意思自己打俾你。
475
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,012
佢會帶住呢份內疚入棺材。
476
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,450
- 係，但——但佢——
- 佢死咗之後。
477
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:42,763
- 好。好，你喺度等。
478
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,678
我同你過去。
479
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,077
- 你落地獄㗎。
- 我知！
480
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,559
- Kallie話你會喺出面。
481
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,387
你忍唔住㗎，係咪？
482
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,521
- 對唔住，但我有合約
483
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:02,913
今日要簽，
484
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,654
如果唔係成單嘢就會告吹。
485
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,352
我唔知特工係點做，
486
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,049
但我唔可以話放低就放低晒啲嘢。
487
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,964
- 哦，唔緊要，我明。
488
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,923
我困喺度諗辦法救你個唔識感恩嘅死仔。
489
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,534
- 你以為我咁辛苦係為咗自己？
490
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,232
我想佢擁有我冇嘅嘢。呢啲全部都係為咗佢。
491
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,755
咁樣Kallie先可以得到佢想要嘅一切。
492
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,974
- 係囉。
493
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:20,975
[風聲]
494
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,937
- 哦，天啊，唔好。求吓你，唔好再嚟！
495
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,025
[吸氣聲]
496
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:31,507
- 我俾緊你機會，Larry！
497
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,683
每個機會去修正！
498
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,076
- 好，你聽住，
499
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,165
我唔知你以為自己係邊個但——
500
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,994
哦，我——呀！呀！
501
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,648
呢度發生緊咩事？
502
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,694
- 睇住Kallie，留喺室內。
503
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:49,830
- 天啊。
504
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,527
- 成日都係咁？
505
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,834
- 午夜前改過，
506
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:57,228
否則我會將你變成過去聖誕嘅鬼魂！
507
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,232
[電流聲]
508
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,973
- 好，我而家正式驚咗。
509
00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,845
你可唔可以——我隻手係咩事？
510
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,803
- Pete，呢個唔係聖誕老人。
511
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:19,076
- 係你。
- 我？
512
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,905
- 呵呵呵！
513
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,385
[狂笑]
514
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,867
倒數緊㗎，Larry Noodle！倒數緊！
515
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,002
- [吸氣聲]
516
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:35,049
- Larry Noodle今晚消失！
517
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,833
呀！
518
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,628
♪
519
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:52,806
- ♪ 開始似聖誕節 ♪
520
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:56,026
♪ 你去邊度都係
521
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,507
♪ 睇吓五毫同十毫店 ♪
522
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,291
♪ 再次閃閃發光
523
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:03,947
♪ 有拐杖糖同銀色街道發光 ♪
524
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,514
♪
525
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:08,299
- 所有門、通風口同窗都封好。
526
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,779
冇仙塵入到嚟。
527
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:10,998
你覺得咁樣擋得住佢？
528
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,827
- 你問我聖誕老人點運作？
529
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,438
- 喂，我錯咗，Artie。呢個唔係聖誕老人。
530
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:20,181
聖誕老人係好人。呢個係...Larry老人。
531
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,878
- 難怪佢知道你所有嘢。
532
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,358
佢就係你。
533
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,707
- 呢句係咩意思？
534
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,230
- Artie，上次佢出現，
535
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,755
我哋嗰個人消失咗一陣。
536
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,321
- 咁唔好。
- 哦，你話呢？
537
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:33,499
- 分身出現，原本嗰個開始消失？
538
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,196
聽落似你遇到
539
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:38,199
某種身份轉移。
540
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:41,332
最後，你嗰個人可能會——
541
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:42,725
- 咩？完全消失？
542
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:43,944
- 好，請講慢啲，好嗎？
543
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,989
你哋究竟係邊個？
544
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,687
- 我哋係處理呢類嘢嘅人。
545
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,558
- 呢類係咩嘢？
546
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,387
- 聽住，Larry Noodle，你要唔開始信我哋，
547
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,869
唔係聖誕夜過咗，你都會跟住消失。
548
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,131
- 好，聽住，聽住。
549
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,307
封住佢直到午夜後。
550
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:00,830
- 收到。Kirk收線。
551
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,923
- [嘆氣]
552
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,233
哦！你去咗邊？
553
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,713
- 哦。你掛住我！
554
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,018
- 我擔心你。
- 一樣啫。
555
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,977
- 唔同。會有文件要搞。
556
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,848
- 我有個驚喜俾你。
- 哦，我知啦！
557
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,459
點解你同你啲聖誕小魔怪
558
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,416
唔放過我？
559
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,635
- 嚟啦！
560
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,207
- 老竇？
561
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,949
- 我以為你會瘦啲。
562
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,913
- 你可唔可以，嗯，俾我哋傾一陣？
563
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:42,872
- 唉，都30年啦。唔爭在呢一分鐘。
564
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:46,572
- 哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀！
565
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,051
哎呀！你掐到我！哎呀！
566
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,358
- 你做咗啲咩？你憑咩？
567
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,925
- 我以為你想見佢。
568
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,056
你寫咗首歌俾佢。
569
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,711
- 首歌——夜曲——鋼琴夜曲？
570
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,802
我會自己搵時間聯絡佢！
571
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:00,977
- 佢仲老過你。
572
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,109
你覺得你仲有幾多時間？
573
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,327
- 你知你要做咩——
574
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,807
你要取消你做嘅嘢。
575
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:08,158
- Artie，佢就快死。
- 聖母瑪利亞。
576
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:11,031
- Joshua都知。
577
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:14,382
佢——佢就快死，佢想彌補。
578
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:17,037
佢唔想帶住呢份內疚入棺材，
579
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,778
話佢推開咗你。
580
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,824
入去同佢傾吓。
581
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,658
[鋼琴聲響起]
582
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,409
- 老竇？
583
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,850
好——好開心見到你。
584
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,551
- 我——我哋帶咗「Glucky」嚟。
585
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:56,337
- 我——我見到。多——多謝。
586
00:25:57,686 --> 00:26:01,124
- 嘿。你個衰仔。
587
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,566
呀！
588
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:22,755
- ♪ 聖誕節又到啦謝天謝地 ♪
589
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,844
♪ 係時候唱fa-la-la同掛聖誕裝飾 ♪
590
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,977
- 加州聖誕。唉。
591
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:31,633
- 然後仲有呢條友。
592
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,375
你知嗎，我諗起我老竇。
593
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:35,768
如果佢有機會，佢會喺度
594
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:39,249
每個生日，每個聖誕，
595
00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:41,774
每個我起身嘅朝早。
596
00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:46,430
呢條友，佢唔知自己擁有啲咩。
597
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,911
- 我老竇同佢好似。
598
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,087
佢好忙。成日唔喺屋企。
599
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:55,004
好笑嘅係，而家我哋關係好咗，
600
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:58,007
反而係我太忙。
601
00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,967
- 貓仔同老竇嘅故事，係咪？
602
00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,012
[敲門聲]
603
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,980
- 喂，你點呀？
604
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,634
- 嗨。
- 佢喺度嗎？佢喺邊？
605
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,070
- 你...你...你做咩嚟呢度？
606
00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:18,158
- 你叫我嚟㗎！
607
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,463
邊個知你咁有幽默感？
608
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:20,813
- Newley，返去安全房。
609
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,597
- 你...你做咩...？
- 我收到封信。
610
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,772
你取消咗拆卸工程。
611
00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,687
我一收到就即刻趕嚟。
- 我做咗咩？
612
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,210
咩信？呢個係...天啊。
613
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,038
係我簽名。佢而家冒簽我個名。
614
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,040
- 你講緊咩呀？邊個冒簽你個名？
615
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,042
做咩，你想縮沙呀？
616
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,391
- 唔係，我冇諗住縮沙。
617
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,871
不過，係，我係想縮沙。
618
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,787
呢個係偽造㗎。我從來冇寄過呢封信。
619
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,008
好喇，Wilkie？你係時候返屋企喇，唔該。
620
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,664
好，你最好快啲返屋企
621
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:46,665
費事搞到好...
622
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,057
- Newley，小心！
623
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,370
- 呵呵呵！
624
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,980
- 咩嚟㗎？
625
00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,982
- 係...
- 閃光同呼一聲。
626
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,201
- 同綁架。
627
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:05,596
- 救命呀！
628
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,428
- 佢由樓梯落嚟。
629
00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:13,909
- 咁...咁Sylvia表姐呢？
630
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:14,954
- 連佢都搵到個男人。
631
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:15,955
- 唔係！
- 係。
632
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,304
- 把聲咁都得？
633
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,045
- 哦，佢聽唔到中音C以上嘅聲，
634
00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,350
所以應該冇問題。
635
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,743
[笑聲]
636
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:22,788
- 天啊。
- 係呀。
637
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,224
- 一個煲一個蓋，係咪？
638
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,709
老竇...
639
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,757
我好對唔住，我哋浪費咗咁多時間。
640
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,759
- 我知。真係可惜。
641
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,630
而家，剩返咁少時間。
642
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:42,372
- 我明。人生就係咁㗎啦？
643
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,332
- 天主嘅安排真係奧妙。
- 係呀。
644
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:49,336
- 你知嘛，我一直冇問。
645
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,991
係咩病？
- 咩病？
646
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:55,516
- 個煩人女仔，我一直冇問佢
647
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,213
你到底係死於咩病。
648
00:28:57,257 --> 00:29:01,827
- 我？佢話我知你就嚟死㗎喎。
649
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,438
- 喂！你知我想聽咩？
650
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,656
你兩個一齊彈鋼琴。
651
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,657
係咪？Artie？Izzy？
652
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:07,746
咁會幾開心呢？
653
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,790
- 你冇事？
654
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,792
- 喂，唔好咁失望啦。
655
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,793
- 你喺地球消失咗呀！
656
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,012
- 係你唔認我㗎先！
657
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,796
- 你吐我哋口水！
658
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,711
你阿媽同我，打兩份工
659
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,060
送你去Juilliard讀書，
660
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,061
你竟然為咗咩放棄晒？
661
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:20,323
嗰班法西斯！
662
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,368
- 我係為美國政府做嘢㗎！
663
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,369
佢哋唔係法西斯！
664
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:23,544
- 哦，係咩？
- 唔係！
665
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,632
- 有冇聽過McCarthy？
- 哦，得啦。
666
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,807
- 我好多年冇工開
667
00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:27,200
因為我有親戚喺...俄羅斯？
668
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,636
- 唔好同我講俄羅斯嘅親戚，老竇。
669
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,117
我全部都知道。
670
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,335
- 你連街邊嘅狗都唔如！
671
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,468
- 哦，係咩？
- 仔呀，仔呀，仔呀！
672
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:35,643
可唔可以...
673
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,862
- 你搞出嘅麻煩仲唔夠多咩？
674
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,124
- 唔關你事呀，女仔！
675
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,690
- 唔好指住我。
676
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,257
我只係想令你哋生活好啲！
677
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,650
- 邊個叫你咁做？你呃我！
678
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:43,651
- 你點可以話我哋就嚟死？
679
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:45,261
- 我哋邊個唔係就嚟死呢？
680
00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,480
- 你真係可恥！你係大話精！
681
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,394
- 佢完全冇尊重！冇，冇！
682
00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,395
- 魔鬼細路。
683
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,831
- 你仲未見過佢嘅真面目。
684
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:50,963
佢從來都唔聽人講。
685
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:51,964
- 完全冇禮貌！
686
00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:52,965
你知佢似邊個？
687
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:54,227
- 邊個？
- Trudie。
688
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,228
- 同Trudie一模一樣。同一個女仔。
689
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,403
佢成日多管閒事
690
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,708
理人哋嘅事。
691
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:58,840
- 係呀，佢以為自己乜都識，係咪？
692
00:29:58,884 --> 00:29:59,754
- 仲有把口，講講講講講。
693
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,711
- 係呀，講講講講講。
694
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,539
- 天呀！
- 佢唔係你嘅女，係咪？
695
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,716
- 唔係！天呀，唔係！唔係，唔係，唔係。
696
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,414
佢連人都唔係生出嚟㗎。
697
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,546
佢係自己鑽出嚟㗎！
698
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,767
- [笑] 講得幾好。
699
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,768
鑽出嚟！
700
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,900
[笑聲]
701
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,727
- 你知嘛，佢令我想起Trudie。
702
00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:18,120
- 我咪就係咁講。
- 係呀。
703
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:19,774
你記唔記得Trudie嘅婚禮？
704
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,602
- 記得？我仲肚餓緊呀！
705
00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,605
- [笑]
706
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,781
- 好喇，Larry Santa
707
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,827
帶咗Larry Noodle上天。
708
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,654
- 係呀，佢話到午夜，
709
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,048
所以我哋仲有幾個鐘。
710
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,876
- 啱。即係Larry Noodle仲未死，
711
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,182
如果我哋搵到佢。
712
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,488
- 你做緊咩？
713
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,490
- 佢又唔會食晒。
714
00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,841
- 你真係乜都食得落，係咪？
715
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:46,453
好。咁佢個Santa替身會帶佢去邊？
716
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,672
我意思係，某個藏身點？
717
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,849
- [彈指] 北極。
718
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,241
- 希望唔係。
719
00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:56,767
好，Santa Newley由Newley度出嚟。
720
00:30:56,811 --> 00:31:01,816
咁真正嘅Newley會當邊度係屋企？
721
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,863
- Lila度？Lila同Kallie。
722
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,822
- 而Kallie鍾意收集裝飾品。
723
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,738
- 好，你諗緊咩？
724
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:13,784
- 我諗我見過呢件文物。
725
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,923
- 我老竇送俾我㗎。
726
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,925
佢知我鍾意古董。
727
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,102
- 我諗佢係由德國定邊度訂返嚟。
728
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,626
- 呢張係你前夫嘅相。
729
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:33,152
- 係呀，Larry以前會著到聖誕老人咁
730
00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:34,457
俾隔籬啲細路睇。
731
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,937
Kallie好鍾意。
732
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,330
佢兩個都鍾意。
733
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,897
- Myka，可唔可以俾我睇下？
734
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,333
- 當然可以。
735
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,947
- 你知嘛，呢啲係舊子彈殼。
736
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,079
- 嗯。
737
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:50,909
- 係呀，嗯...
738
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:54,129
我可能知呢個係咩。
739
00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:58,133
你哋有冇聽過聖誕休戰？
740
00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:00,570
- 你係指第一次世界大戰嗰次？
741
00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,224
- 啱晒！
742
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,140
好喇，我喺海軍陸戰隊嗰陣，
743
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:06,228
有個教官。
744
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,969
佢好鍾意講呢個故仔。
745
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:10,276
[清喉嚨]
746
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,757
係1914年嘅聖誕前夕。
747
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,238
我唔係講洛杉磯嗰種聖誕。
748
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,458
我係講比利時嗰種聖誕。
749
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,721
我係講冰柱掛喺鼻哥
750
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,810
同雪落喺褲浪嗰種。
751
00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:26,118
雖然冇正式嘅停戰協議，
752
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:27,641
但啲德國士兵，
753
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,991
開始喺戰壕點蠟燭
754
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:32,776
同唱聖誕歌。
755
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:36,041
然後，遠處，
756
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,826
啲英國士兵加入一齊唱。
757
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:41,960
突然之間，呢班死對頭，
758
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,832
幾秒前仲打緊交，
759
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:50,707
竟然喺戰壕之間嘅無人地帶相遇。
760
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,884
交換禮物，
761
00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:57,540
糖果、紀念品，
762
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,502
同好多即興整嘅嘢。
763
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:05,200
- 如果有個時刻
764
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,768
可以注入力量
765
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,813
令一件物件變成文物...
766
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,641
- 呢個就係其中一個。
767
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,948
咁我哋點做？用Goo試下睇會點？
768
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,819
- 唔得，要睇住Newley先。
769
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,821
我哋唔知邊個會生存落嚟。
770
00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:21,260
Kallie，點解係呢張相？
771
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,697
- 我鍾意呢張相。
772
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:26,352
老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣好開心。
773
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:30,356
- 所以我估你係希望
774
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:34,229
可以返番去老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣。
775
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,754
- 嗯，係呀，大概係。
- 冇問題㗎。
776
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,061
我以前都成日咁樣許願
777
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,889
同你咁大嗰陣。
778
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:45,632
- 係我哋最後一次一齊過嘅聖誕。
779
00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:48,504
喺你哋...你知㗎...
780
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:52,334
- 係佢開第一間商場之前一年
781
00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,554
佢嘅生意開始起飛。
782
00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:55,598
- 「仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？」
783
00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:56,991
佢咁講㗎。
784
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,907
- 咁Santa Newley可能會當嗰度係屋企。
785
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,517
我哋要去嗰個商場。
786
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,562
- 好喇，各位。唔使擔心。
787
00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:03,867
我哋一陣打俾你。
788
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,739
我哋會揸...我哋...呢個。
789
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:08,220
我哋帶呢個去。
- 好。拜拜。
790
00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:11,745
- 仲有塊曲奇。
791
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:14,661
曲奇！好。好喇，拜拜。
792
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,706
[電流聲]
793
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,758
- 呀！
794
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,455
呀！
795
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,109
- 睇下，Larry，你個商場！
796
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,243
- 多謝。你想對我點？
797
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,809
- 我俾咗你好多次機會
798
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,985
做個好啲嘅Larry，Larry。
799
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:37,031
但你每次都搞砸。
800
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,903
佢哋需要嘅係我，唔係你！
801
00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:42,515
你從來都冇遵守過我嘅承諾！
802
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:43,907
[笑]
803
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,607
- 你...你應承過我會幫手裝飾聖誕樹㗎。
804
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,262
- 咁樣好難做咩？
805
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:52,133
- 仲有你寄咗封信俾Wilkie。
806
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,874
- 等你可以做返件啱嘅事。
807
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,615
但你從來都唔做！
808
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,661
啲人值得你做得更好㗎，Larry。
809
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:02,796
Kallie值得有一個喺身邊嘅爸爸。
810
00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:07,844
而家佢就會有喇。
811
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,631
- 呀！
812
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,546
你做緊咩...呢個係咩嚟㗎？
813
00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:15,722
- 再過幾分鐘，你就會消失
814
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:20,030
然後我就會變成真嘅。
815
00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:22,903
- 唔好！唔好！
816
00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:25,340
- [笑]
817
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:28,604
再見啦，Larry Noodle！再見！
818
00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,650
[笑]
819
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:33,696
- 你要認同，呢條友真係有聖誕精神。
820
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,221
- 嚟啦。
821
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:38,527
- 救命！佢想令我消失！
822
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,790
- 好，咁我哋知道個Tesla冇用。
823
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,096
- 上次Newley消失嗰陣，
824
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,793
我掂咗佢隻手，佢就返咗嚟。
825
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,578
- 即係人類接觸可以停止個過程。
826
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,449
你...你捉住Newley。我去攞個裝飾品。
827
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,711
- 好。
828
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,596
- 哦，睇下，聖誕老人嘅小軍隊。
829
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:04,988
係咪好得意呢？
830
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,555
[呻吟]
831
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,688
啱喇。胡桃夾子。
832
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:09,689
[砰]
833
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,039
- Pete？Pete！好，等陣！
834
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,040
[槍聲]
835
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,042
[玻璃碎裂]
836
00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:16,043
[上膛]
837
00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:18,524
- 好，停火。
838
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,701
Newley，準備好。
839
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:23,920
[電流聲]
840
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,313
- 嘎！
841
00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:28,316
- [笑]
842
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,317
- 冇料到。
843
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,362
- 頭先係咩嚟㗎？
844
00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:33,713
- 係A計劃失敗咗。
845
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,193
[呻吟]
846
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,890
- 嗰個就係你送俾Kallie嘅裝飾品。
847
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,936
佢許願令呢個...呢個聖誕老人變成真嘅。
848
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,417
- Kallie許願要我取代佢。
849
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,811
- 唔係，唔係，佢係想要返佢認識嗰個爸爸
850
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:47,553
喺你變到成日掛住做嘢同錢之前。
851
00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:50,120
- 我係為咗佢先咁做㗎！佢唔明㗎！
852
00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:51,383
- 佢只係個細路女咋！
853
00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,776
佢淨係知道你唔喺佢身邊。
854
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,300
- 真係唔夠時間。
855
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,737
- 哼，你應該自己抽時間出嚟！
856
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,695
呢個世界有我喺度會更好
857
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,220
好過有你，Larry！
858
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,483
Kallie會有一個更好嘅爸爸！
859
00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:07,094
- 唔好！
860
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,708
- 唔准搞我爸爸！
861
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:13,840
- Kallie！
862
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,104
- 佢點做到㗎？
863
00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,759
- 佢係細路女。而家係聖誕節。
864
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,240
- 佢永遠都唔會變㗎，Kallie。
865
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,024
佢永遠都唔會為你抽時間。
866
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,417
- 我唔理！
867
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,027
我就要佢，無論佢係點！
868
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,768
就算佢永遠都唔過嚟！
869
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,900
你唔准傷害佢！
870
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,075
- 求吓你，你要俾多次機會我。
871
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,816
求吓你！
- 停手！
872
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,341
呢個係我嘅錯！
- 哦，Kallie，乖女。
873
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:38,256
唔係你嘅錯。係我搞成咁。
874
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,648
係我自己搞成咁。搞到我哋。
875
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,867
係我嘅錯！
876
00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,260
我從來冇諗過會搞成咁。
877
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,696
只係我...
878
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:47,700
唉，算啦，如果我成日都唔喺度，咁有錢有咩用，係咪？
879
00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,832
你一路大個，
880
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,313
如果我唔係你生活嘅一部分，
881
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,315
如果我淨係個交水電費嘅人，
882
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,577
同你喺網上講吓笑話，
883
00:37:55,621 --> 00:38:00,495
咁我不如就...就...消失算啦。
884
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:04,020
我唔想消失。
885
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:06,893
我想陪住你。
886
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:10,853
我想做返你記得嗰個爸爸。
887
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:12,725
最想做到嘅事。
888
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:17,730
- 而家啦，Kallie！你爸爸需要一個擁抱！
889
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,645
- 爸爸！
- [呻吟]
890
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,820
- 爸爸！
891
00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:25,041
- ♪ 我聖誕唔想要好多嘢 ♪
892
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:28,741
♪ 我淨係需要一樣嘢 ♪
893
00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:31,744
♪ 我聖誕最想要嘅 ♪
894
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:35,313
- 哦，乖女。
895
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:39,621
- ♪ 就係
896
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,492
♪ 你
897
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,450
- 快啲啦，Myka！
898
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,017
你買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我？
899
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,714
- 唔係，唔係，同埋唔係。
900
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:49,109
我哋食完晚餐先拆禮物！
901
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,502
- 但我話咗俾你知我買咗咩俾你！
902
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,852
- 我知。你做咩要咁做？
903
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:55,071
- 你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？
904
00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:57,422
- [呻吟]
905
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,249
[關門聲]
906
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,164
我著緊你件褸。
907
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,210
- Nemo船長！
908
00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:04,385
- 我凍死喇。
909
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,692
- 你應該要鈕埋佢㗎。
910
00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:08,737
- 哦。
911
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,743
我以為啲鈕係裝飾嚟㗎。
912
00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:16,528
- 係囉，著喺你身上，所有鈕都係裝飾。
913
00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:17,659
- 好，你知唔知...
914
00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,748
- 唔係，唔係，唔係，你啱，你永遠都啱。
915
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,969
我會買啲保暖內衣俾你打底。
916
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:24,536
- [笑]
- 我聞到火雞味。
917
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:27,582
- [吸氣] 我嘅火雞。我嘅火雞！
918
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:29,410
- 仔。
- 老竇。
919
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,412
- 嗯？
- 聽住。
920
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,284
我只係...我想你知，
921
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:36,591
我做過嘅工作，同埋我仲做緊嘅，
922
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:37,810
係好嘢嚟㗎，老竇，
923
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:38,941
同埋有好多人過得更好...
924
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,290
- Arthur，Arthur！
925
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:43,468
你話過係必要嘅。我信你。
926
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,470
- 好，因為我哋開始嗰陣...
927
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,776
- Arthur，夠喇。你已經攞緊A級。
928
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,735
你想做到變B級咩？
929
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:50,866
- 好喇。
930
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,695
- 你明唔明，
931
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:58,134
係你放棄音樂嗰陣，
932
00:39:58,178 --> 00:39:59,571
先係最難頂。
933
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,834
- 唔係，我冇放棄...
934
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,533
放棄音樂。
935
00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,579
我帶咗呢個嚟...記得嗎？
936
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,755
- [吸氣] 係。
937
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,845
- 睇下背面。
938
00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:15,064
睇下，我...
- 完成咗佢。
939
00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:16,718
- 係。
940
00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:17,937
- 咁，而家。
941
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,460
而家你要彈佢。
942
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,244
- 唔係，唔係，唔係，而家唔得。而家？
943
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:22,463
- 咁幾時先？
944
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,596
你想等多30年？
945
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:25,814
- 好喇，好喇。
946
00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:26,859
不過你要記住，
947
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:28,469
呢個係未完成嘅作品，所以...
948
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,732
- 係，永遠都係未完成嘅作品。
949
00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:33,082
進步就係由呢啲嘢組成㗎。
950
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:35,128
- 好喇。
951
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:41,221
[彈奏音樂]
952
00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,889
- 你嘅指法，仲係惡夢嚟。
953
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,239
- 老竇，老竇，呢個係我寫㗎！
954
00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,197
- 係。莎士比亞寫過劇本。
955
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,547
唔代表佢識演戲。
956
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,505
- 你破壞緊一個完美嘅時刻。
957
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:07,029
- 我知，但你破壞緊一首完美嘅樂曲。
958
00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:08,814
嚟，等我教返你隻手。
959
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,945
- 冇問題㗎。
960
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,381
- 嚟，好似咁。
961
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,209
- 唔係，老竇，拎開你隻手。
962
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,125
- 喂喂喂！
[喃喃自語]
963
00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:17,344
- 呣！呣！
964
00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,477
- 唔准就咁食碗入面嘅餡料！
965
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,608
- 點解唔得？好好味㗎！
966
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,610
- 我唔想你啲細路菌！
967
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,830
哦，喂，你哋係咪拆緊禮物？
968
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,745
- 食完晚餐先，記得嗎？
969
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,529
- 我知道要等，但...
970
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,400
- Claudia整咗一個俾我哋每個人。
971
00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,489
睇下。
- 聖誕快樂！
972
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,708
- 天啊！我好鍾意！
973
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,841
- 哦，嘩！
- 哦！我好鍾意！
974
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:38,757
- 係差啲殺死我哋每個人嘅文物。
975
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,672
幾...有心？
976
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,064
- 收聲，講多謝就得。
977
00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:43,718
- 哦，多謝，多謝。
978
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,372
[隔空錫錫]
979
00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:46,982
- 呢個係你嘅。
- 係，呢個係Artie嘅。
980
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,418
- 而呢個係Leena嘅。
981
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:49,550
- 哦，睇下，智慧珍珠。
982
00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,727
- 喂，喂，幫吓手得唔得？
983
00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,033
- 我嚟。
984
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,644
- Artie，Izzy，開飯喇！
985
00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:02,258
- 你知唔知，我好遺憾
986
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,695
你冇得同屋企人
987
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:04,565
一齊過聖誕。
988
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,220
- 嗯，多謝。你都係。
989
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:08,874
但你知道，睇完Newley之後，
990
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,180
我發現我已經同緊一個
991
00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,401
我關心嘅人一齊，呢個先係最重要，係咪？
992
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,231
- 唔好搞到咁感性同甜絲絲。
993
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,189
- 哦，好喇。
994
00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:23,192
Ophelia Tetons。砰！好喇！
995
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:26,413
我哋開始個派對啦，好唔好？
996
00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,545
喂。
997
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:28,894
好，邊個要白肉
998
00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:30,460
邊個要黑肉？
- 黑肉，唔該。
999
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:33,289
- 我要白肉，唔該。
- 你要白肉？
1000
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,423
- 應該有人要講幾句嘢先至...
1001
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:37,555
你係咪講緊「恩典」？
1002
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:38,643
我哋叫呢個做恩典。
- 係，恩典。
1003
00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,558
- 係，恩典。可能係嗰個煩人嘅——
1004
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:41,689
煩人嘅外邦人，你不如——
1005
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,604
[笑聲]
1006
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,258
- 好，你想唔想拖手？
1007
00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,826
- 唔想。
- 好囉。
1008
00:42:47,869 --> 00:42:49,697
baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech——
1009
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:52,526
- 啊！
- 噢！
1010
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,659
- 但——但佢做錯咗。
1011
00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:55,616
- 唔係，我冇錯。
1012
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,489
[嘈雜聲重疊]
1013
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,491
- 同佢講啦。你唔可以話adonai——
1014
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:04,059
[嘈雜聲重疊]
1015
00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:06,322
[歡呼聲]
1016
00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:13,199
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